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crayonster:

timeturner:

bex-chan:

you know you’re getting old when you watch the little mermaid and when ariel says “i’m 16 years old. i’m not a child anymore.” and you’re just sat there like yes you fucking are young lady stop it

The day you start agreeing with the parents in kids movies is the day it’s all over.

"Maybe it won’t work out. But maybe seeing if it does will be the best adventure ever."

"I remember one desolate Sunday night, wondering: Is this how I´m going to spend the rest of my life? Marrid to someone who is perpetually distracted and somewhat wistful, as though a marvelous party is going on in the next room, which but for me he could be attending?"

- ― Suzanne Finnamore (via psych-quotes)

queefilicious:

What if I told you
You read the first line wrong
And then you reread first the line
But there wasn’t anything wrong
But there was with the third one

1nd2rd3st:

ridge:

do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed 

495,571 people whose mama taught them right

occasionally-conscious:

+2 saturation on camera, no other edits

Canon Rebel T2i

"You’ll regret not kissing her a lot more than you’ll regret kissing her."

- (via lost-veins)

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom